Yummy Mommy (Part Two)

Yummy Mommy (Part Two) Angela, 34, blue-eyed blonde with amazingly white translucent skin, mother of two had just been ravished by two home invaders and an ugly creep they had invited over using her own cell phone. The ugly creep paid $500 to use her. They had also invited a Chinese girl who, hopefully, would …

810 more jokes

810 more jokes Not all SEX-jokes, but there is no category for "normal (ie NON sex) jokes so ... (I think they are all numbered properly with lines between each one, but sorry if there are a couple of mistakes) 1 The Finest Natural Pun I've Ever Seen 2 Phallic Symbol 3 Hockey Fanatics 4 …

last day of school_(1)

last day of school_(1) Names and places changed for obvious reasons. Enjoy. Wrote in present tense. I'm Ryan; I’m thirteen and have scruffy red hair. This story takes place on the last day of my second year in high school secondary school). Amazingly I had managed to get myself a detention for lobbing a rubber …

The Teacher's Homework

The Teacher's Homework "Miss Bonds, I can't tell you how glad I am that my daughter is in your class. I think you are one of the best teachers this town has ever had. Katie talks all the time about how much she likes you. She has never been so enthused about going to school …