Life of a Playboy Chapter 4

Life of a Playboy Chapter 4 CHAPTER 4 I moved ahead, my hands rubbing at the cute girl's asscheeks while I aimed myself forwards. Mrs. Robinson came right up to whisper in my ear. "And I mean FUCK her. I want you to split her in half so that she'll never forget it." I could …

Monster Haven, Pt 1

Monster Haven, Pt 1 The sun was beginning to set, and Kendra and her sister Dawn had been walking for hours. Thoughrally exhausted, they both decided it was high time to make camp. Their journey through the mountains had been treacherous; thankfully the small continent was not large enough to support gargantuan mountains. However Kendra …

Life of a Playboy Chapter 3

Life of a Playboy Chapter 3 CHAPTER 3 Returning to campus and looking around at all the pretty girls, many of them freshman and virginal, I thought about how I could really get used to this playboy lifestyle. I still didn't know what it was about me that attracted these kind of women, but I …

Life of a Playboy Chapter 2

Life of a Playboy Chapter 2 CHAPTER 2 My, oh my... College made up for it. Well, college women made up for it. School was the usual torture test. You could only try to endure classes. Lecturers were boring. People asked stupid questions to slow things down. Really, is there anything more pathetic than a …

Hagrid takes advantage of Hermione

Hagrid takes advantage of Hermione In case you don’t know what these characters look like, here are some brief descriptions Hermione: Just think of Emma Watson or google her or something Hagrid: Big guy, like 9 feet tall, kinda fat, long bristly beard and hair. Harry: Skinny, untidy black hair, glasses, scar on his forehead …

things to try

things to try Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms Angry Dragon Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon. Arabian Goggles A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her …

Poem for Tanya

Poem for Tanya I'm longing for the lovely day when I can come and we can play Before I come please masturbate Into your knickers for our date I want to wear your nightie red Your panties soiled upon my head As I strip off and view your front I want to smell your lovely …

Melissa the Virgin

Melissa the Virgin No one realized that the German man who started this school hated America, so he named the school Fick Highschool, Fick meaning fuck in German. He knew, that American teenagers could be complete sluts and man whores- whatever you want to call them- if they were given a push in the right …