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I WANT TO BE LIKE POPPA ONE DAY LITTLE CHRIS WAS SITTING ON THE PORCH STEPS, WHILE HIS MAMA WAS ROCKING IN THE CHAIR BEHIND HIM. IN CHRIS RIGHT HAND HE HAD M&M'S, IN HIS LEFT HAND HE WAS HOLDING HIS CAT.......... TWO MINUTES LATER CHRIS POPPED A M&M INTO HIS MOUTH, BITE THE CAT …
A MANS CASTLE WHAT ARE THE 6 BEST KINGS THAT WILL KEEP YOUR MAN FROM STRAYING....................................................... ANSWER: FUC-KING SUC-KING LIC-KING DRIN-KING SMOK-ING COO-KING
what's yo favorite thang??...huh? Two black girls are walking along, one says to the other," how old is you?" younger one says,"i dunno."....Older says, "What's yo favorite thing?".....younger says, "watermellon." Older says, "you is 10" Black lady walks into a pharmacy and looks perplexed as she peruses all of the choices on the feminine product …
You know the world's going crazy when.... -You know the world is crazy when the best rapper is a white guy -the best golfer is a black guy -France is calling the U.S. arrogant -germany does not want to go to war -the three most powerful men in America are named "bush"..."dick"...and "colon"/ and are …
A little bit The town of Tze Chiang is a days ride to the city of Langzhou and 2 days walk back. Ah Sang is country farmer who ploughs and farm padi for a living. This very day, he needs some buffaloes to help him, as the winter months has just ended. He travelled by …
Spitzer what do a sad thirteen year old boy with no computer, Bill Clinton, and former NY state governer elliot spitzer have in common? they both were caught with their pants down! (for those of you who dont know, elliot spitzer was governer of NY state until he resigned recently due to involvement in a …
fairies_(0) Once upon a time, there was a fairy princess. she would grant wishes to anybody noble and true, as long as they gave her something in exchange. well, one day, Sir Weecock kidnapped the fairy princess and told her to grant his wish or he would kill her. "whats your wish?" she said. Sir …
Business Trip_(1) A guy is on a business trip to Amsterdam. One night he visits a brothel and spends half an hour drinking at the bar while he weighs up the goods. After he’s turned away quite a few offers from the girls he deems that it’s time to talk to the madam. He says …
The kid and his frog So this kid is walking down the street and behind him he is pulling a squashed frog. He finally gets to where he is going and it turns out to be the local cat house. He goes inside and tells the Madam that he has money and would like to …
The kid and his frog So this kid is walking down the street and behind him he is pulling a squashed frog. He finally gets to where he is going and it turns out to be the local cat house. He goes inside and tells the Madam that he has money and would like to …
The kid and his frog So this kid is walking down the street and behind him he is pulling a squashed frog. He finally gets to where he is going and it turns out to be the local cat house. He goes inside and tells the Madam that he has money and would like to …
The kid and his frog So this kid is walking down the street and behind him he is pulling a squashed frog. He finally gets to where he is going and it turns out to be the local cat house. He goes inside and tells the Madam that he has money and would like to …
The kid and his frog So this kid is walking down the street and behind him he is pulling a squashed frog. He finally gets to where he is going and it turns out to be the local cat house. He goes inside and tells the Madam that he has money and would like to …
Business Trip_(1) A guy is on a business trip to Amsterdam. One night he visits a brothel and spends half an hour drinking at the bar while he weighs up the goods. After he’s turned away quite a few offers from the girls he deems that it’s time to talk to the madam. He says …
The kid and his frog So this kid is walking down the street and behind him he is pulling a squashed frog. He finally gets to where he is going and it turns out to be the local cat house. He goes inside and tells the Madam that he has money and would like to …
The Nuns Story Three nuns cycling through Brugges, mother superior and two young novices It is a fine day to be out and enjoying the scenery, they came upon a calming hump in the middle of the road and over it they go. the two young novices giggle and the mother superior gives them a …
Initiating Interacial Incest Background: Daddy's little “Kitten” always loved her big ‘Pa-Pa’. While growing up, (affectionate & effeminate) girl believed inherited mother's marriage vows, to love, care, and provide for each other, as best they can. He's away more often than Ma-Ma (both work), so she cherishes time together. Now as young adult (practically same …
Blowing Chunks Three women go out to the bar and really tie one on. The following morning they run into each other at work. The first says, "Wow, I got so drunk last night that I was running around the bar with out my top on." The second says, "That isn't nothing. When I got …
EGGS!!! EGGS A traveling salesman whose car has broken down goes to the door of the closest farmhouse. The farmer says, "You can spend the night but you'll have to share a room with my beautiful daughter." "Oh, I don't mind that," exclaims the salesman. "Just one thing," says the farmer. "No funny business." "Oh …
810 more jokes Not all SEX-jokes, but there is no category for "normal (ie NON sex) jokes so ... (I think they are all numbered properly with lines between each one, but sorry if there are a couple of mistakes) 1 The Finest Natural Pun I've Ever Seen 2 Phallic Symbol 3 Hockey Fanatics 4 …