Cold Hands

Cold Hands An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, 'My hands are freezing cold.' The mother replied, 'Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up.' The daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day, …

Mouse Balls

Mouse Balls July 12, 1990 Subject: IBM BALL REPLACEMENT Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit) Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls …

things to try

things to try Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms Angry Dragon Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon. Arabian Goggles A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her …

dog name sex

dog name sex Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I …

one liner jokes

one liner jokes I'm a practising heterosexual, but bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. After making love, I said to my girl: "Was it good for you too?" She said: "I don't think this was good for anybody!" I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please, …

The Big Horse Race

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