Beer VS. Pussy

Beer VS. Pussy It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy... A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice …

Bumper Stickers

Bumper Stickers Jesus loves you, but I think your an asshole! Zero to dick in 60 seconds. Very Funny Scotty, now beam up my clothes... Madness takes its toll--please have exact change ready. Stamp Out Crime - Abolish the IRS Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can If You Can Read This …

Girlfriend Analysis

Girlfriend Analysis New girlfriends have the advantage that they have no previous bad experiences to project on you, but the disadvantage that they will rarely be old enough to open their own checking account. Used girlfriends, on the other hand, may be steady, reliable performers, with the initial problems worked out, but I advise that …

Hangover ratings

Hangover ratings Does any of this sound somewhat familiar? 1 star hangover * No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You …

Cyber-sex

Cyber-sex Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "Cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an online chat doesn't seem to quite get the point of Cybersex. …